Hey MIML™ and Fi… Our cage is small. We know it backwards and even though you rearrange it every few weeks it gets kinda boring. Can you please Pimp our Cage? Love, Daisy and Pikelet.
Daisy and Pikelet are the two gorgeous rats that came to stay Chez Fifikins when MIML™ had a flat inspection [...]

I can imagine show and tell at school tomorrow.
“Last night, Mummy picked us up and we went and chose gin and tonic and spent ages working out which weed was the best to get.”
We are pet owners again. Imogen wants a cat, Jasper wants a dog and I told them we could settle for goldfish! [...]