Hey MIML™ and Fi… Our cage is small. We know it backwards and even though you rearrange it every few weeks it gets kinda boring. Can you please Pimp our Cage? Love, Daisy and Pikelet.
Daisy and Pikelet are the two gorgeous rats that came to stay Chez Fifikins when MIML™ had a flat inspection [...]

Well kinda! No, not one of the fishfingers, but the snails! After the premature demise of Gin and Tonic, we replaced them with Kin and Gyo. Now I know Kin is spelt correctly, but not sure of Gyo. All I know is that it is Japanese for Goldfish. When the kids suggested Japanese names I [...]

Yes. Both Gin and Tonic have gone to the great fishbowl in the sky. I’m blaming the weed- you know bad weed kills. Jean-Claude is still with us and will be getting new playmates at some stage. Any tips for names?

Yes, it is my sad and melancholy duty to inform you that our dear pet gin (or was it tonic?)  has passed on! This fish is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If we hadn’t flushed [...]