Yes. Both Gin and Tonic have gone to the great fishbowl in the sky. I’m blaming the weed- you know bad weed kills. Jean-Claude is still with us and will be getting new playmates at some stage. Any tips for names?

Yes, it is my sad and melancholy duty to inform you that our dear pet gin (or was it tonic?)  has passed on! This fish is no more! He has ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ‘E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If we hadn’t flushed [...]

I can imagine show and tell at school tomorrow.
“Last night, Mummy picked us up and we went and chose gin and tonic and spent ages working out which weed was the best to get.”
We are pet owners again. Imogen wants a cat, Jasper wants a dog and I told them we could settle for goldfish! [...]

Hi Mum! I figured you’d found me here since you found me on Plaxo on Sunday and I had one referral here from there! Pour a gin and enjoy! Not a lot here you don’t know already… I think
Oh and the sign comes from my new waxer- did I tell you I am [...]

Puns galore, yes! Have just bulk moderated 68 spam comments from the last few days. Most either offering online poker of ringtones. Oh and one from ‘Increase your girth and make her smile’ who liked my feminist rant on women’s day. Yeah… whatever!
Oh and you know how much I love elephants? Well I found this…

Suppose this is obligatory… Well if you are reading this then you have stumbled from somewhere. So sit right down and make yourself at home. There is gin and ice in the freezer, lemons in the bowl, glasses and tonic in the fridge. You will even find my glass swizzle stick in the dish drainer…
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