Ms Fifikins

I don’t know what it was, but last night I had a series of downright scary dreams. Perhaps it was cheese (but I didn’t have any!) or alcohol (but I didn’t have any!) or a lack of something…

First dream I was standing on the shore. I saw MIML™ in a white perspex box floating out to sea. I was yelling and screaming at him to come back, but he looked all calm in this box- a sealed prism made of plastic. Then someone came up and said he wasn’t coming back as he was going to see his girlfriend. Then I started trying to tell this person that I was his girlfriend and they were arguing with me and next thing I know it is 3.17am and I am sitting up in bed in a sweat.

After drifting back to sleep I then dreamt that I was pregnant. But I didn’t know I was pregnant until I went to the doctor and they told me I was pregnant, but the baby had died. And I was relieved and saying how great that they baby had died. Then the nurse told me that I would have to deliver the baby, even though it had died. And I was all ’sweet’ and ‘awesome’ because I remember enjoyin giving birth. And I was telling the nurse how relieved I was that the baby had died because I didn’t want a baby.

So I am in labour and out pops the baby, except it wasn’t a baby, it was a plastic doll. And then I seemed to lose it and kept saying that I had to feed the doll and that would make everything right, except my boobs kept squiring out cottage cheese, not milk and I was trying to argue that it was colostrum and in this dream I had MIML™ on the phone telling him all about it trying to feed this doll cottage cheese from my breasts. Then I woke up!

So please indulge me and analyse this! Coz I’ll be blowd if I understand what either dream means!