Ms Fifikins

I was just glancing at the google terms people have used and then hit my site in the last month. I have always found googling extremely easy and have been dubbed the Google Queen. I can still marvel at other people’s google skills, especially as it gets them to this. Here are some random search terms that people have used to get this blog.

It appears lots of people are after the facts:

• 100 brilliant facts about France for kids
• 100 facts people don’t know
• 100 random things about me
• cool random facts
• random facts about teachers
• random facts I never really wanted to know
• 100 random facts about the world
• 100 random sex facts

I hope the souls hunting for ‘random things about me’ didn’t click on this blog thinking it was about them, because it is all about me, surely! I do have worries for school kids looking for assignment fodder who might be using this blog as a source and plagiarising my work. Do you need a lesson in referencing? If so, just ask! Oh and if you are looking for sex facts, um… not sure where you should be looking really

Then I have had other interesting search terms lead here:

• why doesn’t my child do well in exams
• regret losing nice guy
• may 2,3,and 4 2008 menopause the musical queensland may 2,3,4 2008
•  “remove my balls”
• nigella bagels
• gerbera urine

Now I don’t know why your child doesn’t do well in exams. Perhaps it is because they are not open book or open google exams. I regreted losing a nice guy once, but looking back he was too nice- get over it honey! It appears someone went to great pains to find information about a musical about menopause and still thought they might find it here. Removing balls may not be a specialty of mine, but hope you found what you were looking for. Yes, I baked Nigella’s bagels. Very yummy too.

Now the final term bamboozles me. But at least I will be able to tell people who can’t spell fifikins (it has 3 i’s you know!) that they just need to google gerbera urine and you will find me.