For those keeping score:
Fifikins 0
Hospital 2
Well kinda. I’m heading back there. Turns out I have a post op infection and am dehydrated. Just pour the gin straight in I said, but no, they want it via a drip.
I will be booked in under Corker, not Henderson for those sending flowers, telegrams, chocolates etc! (joke peoples!) But I will have a phone next to my bed and a direct number which I don’t know what it will be, but if you ring the switch bitch receptionist, they will put you through if you ask for Fiona Corker. No doubt they will make some wise crack about it being a corker surname- just remembered they were doing that in theatre before they put me under and I never got to blast them!
Tags: hospital, infection, personal reflection, tonsils
April 9th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I can’t come up with any witty wise cracks about the name you’re booked in as.
It’s just stopped up my brain. It’s astonished me that I can’t come up with anything.